Stevie Hall: We've got to check the water pumps, even the mentally unbalanced have to work. 

Alex Ryan: [drunk] I love you, Claire. I love you more than my chopper. 

Alex (referring to Tess): Damn a creek, don't tell your neighbor...yeah that's definitely the way to make her like ya.
Nick: You gonna go on all night?
Alex: No need to, you're a moron.
Nick: Thanks, Alex. 

Stevie Hall: Claire had really bad taste in men.

Tess Silverman McLeod: What about Alex?

Stevie Hall: Like I said, she had bad taste. 

Tess Silverman McLeod: Perhaps she thinks alpacas are cool Jodi Fountain: Yeah, it seems a pity to shatter her illusions   Dave Brewer: Maybe we could pose with some stock... like the sheep. Nick Ryan: Sure that'll look great! three naked guys and a paddock full of pregnant sheep.  Dave Brewer: Turn it up, we're taking over.  Tess: You know you're not like Harry at all. Nick: You don't think so? Tess: No, I reckon you're gonna keep your hair. Becky Howard: Men! You can't live with em, you can't shoot em.    Nick Ryan: If you wanted to get rid of the shed you could've just knocked it down