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"There's a Slayer handbook?"
"Wait, handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?"
"Is there a t-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool." -- Willow and Buffy
"Oh! I know this one: "Slaying entails certain sacrifices... blah blah bity blah. I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.""
"It's as if you know me." -- Buffy and Giles
"So, you're a Slayer, huh? I like that in a woman." -- Xander (Who else?)
"Well, the hellmouth. The center of mystical convergence. Supernatural monsters. Been there!"
"A little blase there, aren't you?" -- Xander and Buffy
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"I won't wear my button that says, "I'm a Slayer. Ask me how!" -- Buffy
"I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer - shouldn't she have..."
"What, a license to kill?"
"Well, not for fun. But she's like this Superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"
"Sure, in a fascist society."
"Right! Why can't we have one of those?" -- Cordelia, Xander and Willow
"Come on, we fight monsters, this is what we do. They show up, they scare us, I beat them up, and they go away." -- Buffy
"A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer." -- Buffy |
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"If the apocalypse comes, beep me." -- Buffy
"You're the Slayer and we're, like, the Slayerettes." -- Willow
"We are totally overreacting."
"But it's fun, isn't it?" -- Buffy and Xander
"Okay, Giles and orgies in the same sentence. I could have done without that one." -- Xander
"So, Ampata, you're a girl."
"Yes, for many years now." -- Willow and Ampata |
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"Angel was in your bedroom?!"
"Ours is a forbidden love." -- Xander and Willow
"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." -- Xander
"Does this look familiar to either of you?"
"Yeah, sure. It looks like a book."
"I knew that one." -- Giles, Buffy and Xander
"He's shot! Are you okay?"
"I, um, I'm shot, you know. Wow! It's odd. And painful." -- Willow and Oz
"That's me favorite shirt. That's me only shirt!" -- Kendra
"I'll
just jump in my time machine, go back to the 12th century, and ask the
vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you
take in dinner and a show."
"Okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm." -- Giles and Buffy
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"I don't take orders. I do things my way."
"No wonder you died." Buffy and Kendra
"Well, the hellmouth. The center of mystical convergence. Supernatural monsters. Been there!"
"A little blase there, aren't you?" - Xander and Buffy
"Gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker." - Cordelia
"Speak English, not whatever they speak in, um..."
"England?" -Buffy and Giles
"We can't run, that would be wrong. Could we hide?" Willow
"My spider sense is tingling."
"Your... spider sense?"
"Pop-culture reference. Sorry." -Buffy and Giles
Buffy: Oh, no... I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?
"Xander, how do you feel about digging though some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?"
"I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath? ....Nah." -Buffy and Xander
"There are some things I can just smell. It's like a 6th sense."
"Well, actually, that would be one of the five." - Principal Snyder and Giles
Buffy: People to see, demons to kill.
Buffy: Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.
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Oz: Sometimes
when I'm sitting in class...you know, I'm not thinking about class
'cause that would never happen... I think about kissing you. And it's
like everything stops, it's like, freeze frame: Willow kissage.
Riley: When I'm around you Buffy I find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.
Willow: No, no, no, no. No speaking up. That way leads to madness and sweaty palms.
Faith:
When I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away. I only know one
thing: that I'm gonna win, and they're gonna lose. I like that feeling.
Buffy: Well sure, beats that "dead" feeling you get when they win and you lose.
Faith: You can't trust guys.
Buffy: You can trust some guys. Really, I've read about them.
Spike: A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure. |
Wesley: The Council's orders are to concentrate on the…
Buffy: Orders. I don't think I'm going to be taking any more orders. Not from you, not from them.
Wesley: You can't turn your back on the Council.
Buffy: They're in England. I don't think they can tell which way my back is facing.
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Buffy: Who are you?
Angel: Let's just say, I'm a friend.
Buffy: Yeah, maybe I don't want a friend.
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Oz: So, do you steal weapons from the Army often?
Willow: Well, we don't get cable, so we have to make our own fun
Buffy: I can't believe you got into Oxford!
Willow: It's pretty exciting.
Oz: That's some deep academia there.
Buffy: That's where they make Gileses!
Willow: I know! I can learn, and have scones!
Buffy: Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.
Xander: Mine's much more advanced.
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